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10 Funniest Personalized Plate Fails

Vanity plates are the tools that help you to stand out from the crowd. No sorry, that should read, are FOR tools who want to stand out from the crowd. Pay money to adorn your piece-of-junk automobile with an inspiringly un-amusing slogan or mildly rude phrase? Sounds like a one-way ticket to douchebag stardom… And if you’re so moronic you lack the brainpower to even think up a suitably cheesy or lame slogan for your plate, why don’t you shamelessly rip-off the following classic ‘bag plates (like a true douchebag)?

10. G 5POT

We all know women want men who can find the mythical, so-called G-spot. This douchebag not only thinks he’s discovered the secret to unlocking heavenly female pleasure, but thinks the best way to communicate that fact is to parade around with it on his license plate. He thinks: women see his plate and say ‘he must be awesome in bed!’ We know: they see it and think ‘his manhood is smaller than his sense of humor’ (which is non-existent).


What does your number plate say about you? In this case nothing good. The owner of this vehicle is either extremely honest or in possession of an extremely retarded sense of humor. You decide. Furthermore: do not drop your kids off at school if you own this vehicle… unless, that is, you enjoy being strung up from the nearest lamppost by an angry mob from the parent-teacher association.


This douche has taken his mother’s advice to ‘flaunt it if you’ve got it’ to a disgustingly moronic extreme and decided to declare himself as hairy and hard publically. It’s hard to imagine any situation where this license plate would be funny… arriving for dinner with the in-laws? Nope. Returning a book to the library? Don’t think so. Worst of all: every morning he gets up, showers, shaves, dresses, heads out and looks at his car and thinks – ‘I’m a douche’. Tragic.


What is it they say about people who insist on telling you something over and over again? We don’t know… but what we do know is that the more this guy harps on about his love of ‘poontang’, and the more we see this pathetic license plate, the more we are convinced he bats for the other side, or has never dipped his wick at all. Note the irony of this plate being from ‘Virginia’.


Being a screaming homo – and driving around with a number plate declaring that fact – is all well and good on the West Coast, but swap the word ‘California’ for ‘Texas’ on that plate and you’ve got yourself a one-way ticket to gaylord heaven – courtesy of both barrels of a slack-jawed redneck’s shotgun. Ouch.


Sometimes the douchiest number plates are the ones that attempt to poke fun at themselves and fail – in the most retarded way possible. The owner of this vehicle thinks his plate says: ‘I’m so funny and cool, look at my hilarious vanity plate!’ The rest of us simply think: ‘Just remove the ‘LOL’ and you’re spot on my douchebag friend’.


It’s hard to tell whether this idiot genuinely thinks he is being funny, genuinely thinks he is being funny but is dyslexic, or just never went to school. We suspect a combination of all three.


We like to think a hot porn actress owns this vehicle and that she was deemed to be so damn good at her job she won the right to display this number plate by… well, you get the idea. The reality is this plate is on the back of a Chevy pick-up truck owned by a 250 pound body-builder called Brett. And he will f*** you up if you call him gay.

2. A55 (O) RGY

This clever use of the orange on Florida license plates gets 10 points for outstanding stupidity, and 0 points for class and style. There’s something deeply disturbing about putting that much thought and effort into something so lame – just think, if only we could channel the power of all the morons with crap plates we could use it to solve all the world’s problems! No we couldn’t.


Quite simply, bizarre. What exactly this douchebag’s motivations are for ordering this ridiculous license plate we will probably never be able to fully understand. Having said that, we’re not sure we would want to.


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Dave Mofo

At least none of these plates had a cowboy, AND a space shuttle, AND an oil derrick, AND, AND, AND….WTF Tx?


I think #4 is supposed to be Ana’s Lex, as in Ana’s Lexus. It’s a slightly humorous and unfortunate oversight, but I don’t think they are a dyslexic trying to be funny.


Are you sure #2 is a vanity plate? Could just have been the one between A54 RGY and A56 RGY.


Thank God theres no “DIC LA1R” in here or a “OVR 9000″ or worse!

A “GAY SPRTAN” or else King Leonidas will do one heck of a bloody rampage around here for giving the Spartan army such a bad name… and let me remind you that he will no longer “fight in the shade” because THIS…ISNT…. SPARTAAA!!!!!!!!


I understand the sarcasm heaped at some of those – but VGNA LVR is supposed to be Virginia Lover I think – not what we are interpreting it as….
Cumgzlr – I have no idea…….
And another defintion of a G-spot is a hundred grand – which is about what that car costs….

michelle, atlanta

#2 isn’t a vanity plate, I’ve read about it before. It was an accident.


Wow. “Gay”, “Stupid”, “Moron”, “Idiot”, “Douchebag”, “Retarded”, “Slack-Jawed Redneck” … wow you’ve got a lot of hate and anger inside of you. Seek Therapy.


The writer of this piece (o.s.) is an idiot who has decided that he knows what’s funny to everyone and what is not. He has also completely destroyed the joys of ‘douche’ and ‘douche bag’ by using them at least five too many times, which makes him a tool. Thanks for a very unfunny article fail, you tool. Call me when your mentality catches up with your age.


I disagree with numbers 7 and 4. On #7 if you look you see the plate is from Virginia, they clearly are Virginia Lovers, but a better way to do that would have been to take out the dash and put vrgnalvr. And #4 is on a Lexus (which you can see on the plate holder) so clearly this is Ana’s Lexus.


Whoever wrote this article is a complete fag. A lot of these plates aren’t even meant to be “funny.” Oh boohoo someone made a plate that offends your sensitive ass? Let’s make a poorly written article of the subject. Go cry some more. :’(


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